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gasissupposedtomakeyoumore…what?Wild?”

    Leo夸张地摊手：“Well，atleastitmakesmemorepreparedforlife.Imean，whereIefrom，youlearhingsbythetimeyou’reten—howtodealwithdrunks，howtolosemoao，andhowtopretendyoudon’tseeillegalstuffhappening.”

    艾优忍不住笑出声：“Right.AndwhereIgrewup，youlearnhowtoshovelsnow，hoologizeunnecessarily，andhowtosurvivewithoutsunlightforsixmonths.”

    Leo一脸同情地摇头：“Ah，thetrueMidwesterntragedy—endlesswintersandunshakablepoliteness.”

    艾优点头，装模作样地叹了口气：“Exactly.Youknow，whenyoubumpintosomeoneiwinCities，it’saletitiontoseeologizefirst.‘Oh，I’msorry！’‘No，I’msorry！’‘No，really，Iinsist，I’msorrier！’”

    Leo大笑，举起咖啡杯冲她示意